Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri 1426

Just to wish all my muslim friends Happy Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin. I dedicate this song to all of you... Happy holiday...

I will be celebrating first day raya in TTDI and Rasah. Will be in Ijok on 3rd day of raya. This raya is my first year as mommy n surely enjoy watching people give duit raya to my princess. ;-)

Birth Stones

While surfing the net, feel like posting this in my blog.

Birth stones can be of different types. Along with the Traditional ones, there are Astrological, Mystical, Ayurvedic and a Modern list of stones. While the traditional ones reflect the 15th century traditions, the mystical stones are of Tibetan origin and the Ayurvedic stones, associated with 'Ayurveda' an Indian system of Medicine are over thousands of years old. Here we have given the Modern list of birthstones adopted in 1912 by the American National Association of Jewellers.


Mine = Amethyst (my fav color is purple!), Dil = Ruby, Soffyya = Turquoise, Mama = Sapphire, Papa =Amethyst, Abang = Ruby, Kak Noreen = Aquamarine, Mat Farish = Amethyst.
Looks like we are "The Amethyst Family"...

Joke of the day:

There was a priest that loved to stream fish. One year there was a problem every time he had a chance to go fishing the weather was bad or it was on Sunday, when he had to work. All year he was unable to go. Finally it was the last week before the streams closed. The weather was bad all week until Sunday, when the weather was perfect. The priest could not resist, he called a fellow priest claiming to be very sick and asked if he could take over his sermon.
The fly-fishing priest drove over 200 miles, not wishing to see anyone he knew. An angel seeing the priest playing hooky went to God and said "You're not going to let him get away with this are you?". God agreed he should do something. The first cast the priest made was perfect. The fly floated past a log and a huge mouth gulped the fly down. For 45 minutes the priest ran up and down the stream fighting the mighty fish. At the end he held a 50" world record rainbow trout. Confused the angel asked God, "What are you doing?". God replied "Think about it, who's he going to tell?"

German 101

i have been receiving emails from German lately. because most of my progs now are country-specific and directly related to standard SAP prog process.
last week, i created a program to add payroll item according to total personnel annual leave for hong kong. this one need special authorisation to create and change. only German can give me authorisation.
2 days ago, i created a program to set integration schema on and off between PA and OM for China. this one didnt do what it supposed to do, so we seek help from their expertist on how to make it works. after i send email explaining what i did n my findings, this is 1 of the emails i got from them:


Ich werde ab 27.09.2005 nicht im Büro sein. Ich kehre zurück am 10.10.2005.
Ich kann wegen dringender Terminarbeiten meinen Posteingang vorübergehend nicht zeitnah bearbeiten.
Dringende Fragestellungen senden Sie bitte für Zeitwirtschaftsfragen an: sap-hr-timemanagement@XXXX-IT-SERVICES.COM oder Verteiler $Zeitwirtschaftsteam-SH/BCS/XXXX
für Fragen zur Personaleinsatzplanung an: sap-hr-perseinsatzplanung@XXXX-IT-SERVICES.COM
für Entgeltabrechnungsfragen an: SAP-HR-Customer-Services/XXXX-IT-S/XXXX@EUROPE oder Herrn Gunther Holzmann
für BAV-Fragen an sap-hr-BAV@XXXX-IT-SERVICES.COM

for PnC reason, I change my client's company name to XXXX.
not a single clue!
usually, they will send me an English version. but this one definitely a shock to me... since my program is urgently needed, so i met my german collegue and ask him about the email.... huh... fuhhh!... sigh... it just an auto reply from one of my correspondent... sigh... fuh! u r welcome to use the translator in my sidebar to know the content of the email. but don't expect to get a 100% accurate answer. human translator is the best! ;-)

Amalan-amalan di bulan Ramadhan

1) Mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Bulan Ramadhan
2) Menempah pakaian untuk Ramadhan
3) Niat puasa sebulan pd permulaan Ramadhan
4) Hendak tidur bacalah 4 ayat terakhir Surah Al Kahfi supaya dapat bangun malam
5) Berazam melakukan Terawih 20 rakaat (bukan 8 rakaat)
6) Bertadarus secara bersemak (bukan sendirian)
7) Solat berjemaah setiap waktu
8) Solat jemaah di masjid/surau
9) Amalkan Qiyamulail walaupun pendek
10) Sahur diwaktu akhir
11) Sahur - utk mengelakkan makanan tidak hadam elakkan makanan pedas dan tutup sahur dengan air susu
12) Mandi Janabat sebelum Imsak
13) Kurangkan tidur
14) Tunaikan Solat sunat fajar (Solat Sunat Subuh)
15) Tunaikan Solat Dhuha
16) Tidur waktu cuti (satu jam sebelum Zohor)
17) Tunaikan solat Rawatib
18) Jaga pacaindera
19) Elakkan gosok gigi pd waktu petang
20) hadiri majlis ilmu
21) Buat baik pd ibubapa
22) Isteri hendaklah taat pd suami
23) Banyakkan bersedekah
24) Berbuka dgn 3 biji kurma dan air yg belum dipanaskan oleh api
25) Berbuka bersama org tua
26) Jemput tetamu berbuka
27) Kurangkan berat badan
28) Banyakkan i'tikaf di masjid (lelaki sahaja)
29) Baiki hubungan suami isteri
30) Baiki hubungan jiran
31) Isteri jauhi drpd keluar memakai mekap & perhiasan
32) Elakkan berbelanja berlebihan
33) Kuatkan kesabaran
34) Banyakkan selawat,istighfar,bertasbih
35) Berazam beramal (pada malam Lailatul Qadar)
36) Mengejut anak dan isteri di mlm Lailatul Qadar
37) Elakkan menonton TV yg mengandungi nafsu
38) Elakkan mendengar radio berunsur hiburan
39) Berdoa dgn nada lembut dan merayu
40) Jauhkan bercumbu dgn suami/isteri
41) Mendoakan ibu bapa samaada hidup atau yg meninggal dunia
42) Melazimkan solat waktu
43) Elakkan sebelum berbuka bersiar2 yg menjadikan pandangan liar
44) Elakkan banyak berhutang
45) Melepaskan perasaan sedih melepaskan Ramadhan ditakuti tidak bertemu lagi dengan Ramadhan akan datang
46) Tunaikan zakat fitrah
I'll do my best!<

Joke of the day

Another dumb blonde joke...

A blonde decides to do something wild that she hasn't done before -- rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.The blonde says, "I just rented an adult movie from you, and there's nothing on the tape but static."The store clerk replies, "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"The blonde says, "It's called Head Cleaner."

Akekekeke...

A Wonderful Story

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.